If you die in an elevator, be sure and push the up button.
— Sam Levenson

If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that’s a full day. That’s a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you’re going to have something special.
— Coach Jim Valvano


Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
— Oscar Wilde


We look forward to the time when the Power of Love will replace the Love of Power. Then will our world know the blessings of peace.
— William Ewart Gladstone



I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized this the other day inside my fort.
— Zach Galifianakis


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