Sleep and Sex and Sex and Sleep...and Tape Measure Tips (Grind #112)
Sex and sleep go together like peas and carrots, Jennay. Peas and carrots. In this edition of the grind, we feature a few doozies about both. If you get any ideas from this post, remember, it's important to do certain things in a specific order. I'm a fountain of knowledge and your rock in turbulent waters. Anchor to me. Grab a pillow or a towel (for the drool!). Enjoy.
3 Weird Facts About Sleep
1. Your brain cells shrink while you are asleep.
2. The record for the longest duration without sleep is 18 days, 21 hours and 40 minutes during a rocking chair marathon.
3. More than one-third of married Canadians sleep in separate rooms.
It's not only basketball nets getting cut down during March Madness. Docs says it's a collision of the calendar and life events, but every year about this time, docs start sharpening that scalpel for "Vasectomy Madness".
I like to cover my body in white powder and sleep in the corpse pose, but that's just me. What does your sleep position say about you?
It's a weird and wonderful...but for sure weird...world we now live in. Ladies, you can now record virtual oral sex, but you have to be cool with Licking Your Phone.
Scientists have come up with a number of excuses for why we sleep over the years. But I like their most recent hypothesis Best: We sleep to forget. Amen.
As the father of a boy, "What's going on?" As the father of a girl, "Yes!" Americans Are Having Less Sex Than They Once Did.
3 Weird Facts About Sex
1. 88% of adult Italians have had sex in a car.
2. Men are more likely to die during sex if they are cheating are their wives. Karma, bitch!
3. Your hair grows more quickly when you're anticipating sex.
Take 2 aspirin, sleep for 8 hours and don't call the doctor in the morning. Your Sleep Schedule is Making You Sick.
45 Minutes?!@#@! WTF?##@! Sex Should Take Longer Than You Think.
THIS IS SLEEP PARALYSIS: You're curled up in bed, light streaming through your windows, and you're ready to roll over and start your day—but for a few terrifying moments, you can't move. Your mind is awake and your eyes can see, but it's as though your body is still sleeping.
I'm partial to FADOODLING. Also like DANCE THE KIPPLES and PLAY NUG-A-NUG. Find your FAVORITE AND FUNNY SLANG TERMS FOR SEX THROUGHOUT HISTORY.
The secret to mucho increased productivity? Start errands and midnight and Go To Bed at 2:30 AM. The plight of the "Delayed Sleeper".
Wives in China are not fooling around when it comes to their husbands fooling around. As adultery and divorce rates rise, angry Chinese women are hiring Mistress Hunters to end their husband's affairs.
...The Last Drop
Sleep and Sex and Sex and Sleep...and Tape Measure Tips (Grind #112) ~ Fin.