I'm a people person. But probably not in a good way.
Maybe I should say, people fascinate me. I like to watch them and tear apart their little idiosyncrasies. I like to study their every move that makes them...them. I'm amazed at how similar we all are, and yet how it's these little nuances that make us all so very different.
Example A, in line the other day at a coffee place, I'm watching the guy in front of me study the menu board. His right hand rubbing his goatee. I do that. Probably a lot. In thought, my right hand raises involuntary, like breathing, starts stroking my chin. But this guys left hand was what set him apart and really got my attention. He was tapping his left hand on his left thigh in rhythm to the song playing on the coffee house sound system. He was really going at it. I wondered if he even knew he was doing it. In the brief pause between songs, this guy's hand paused. The music started again, the hand in perfect rhythm, began tapping again too. So, one of my little idiosyncrasies kicked in, and I immediately began constructing a backstory for this new character in the play I call my life.
His name was Jesse and he was the original drummer for Nirvana. Full name, Jesse Wankstainer. (As a teen, he had a brief run in porn movies and decided to keep the stage name.) Cobain had met Jesse years earlier at a Rotary Club mixer back in Aberdeen, Washington. (For some reason, I always remember that's where Cobain was from.) They started playing a few small gigs around Seattle. I imagined American Bandstand style shows with screaming girls crying in the front row. Jesse and Kurt in long sleeve plaid shirts tucked into Lee jeans. Hair long but not yet full on Castrol motor oil greasy Everything was going so well, their manager, who looked a lot like Tom Hanks character from the movie 'That Thing You Do', told them they were going to be huge and go play the state fair in Topeka! But then Cobain found out Jesse was dating his little sister behind his back. I have no idea if Cobain actually had a little sister, and I also have no idea why it would be such a big deal if Jesse dated her, but damn....Kurt was pissed. Anyway, it was almost my turn to order so I had to finish the story quickly. Kurt and Jesse wound up tussling behind a bowling alley in Spokane. And by "tussling" I mean Cobain mumbled something like, "Hey, stop going around with my sister." And Jesse in a barely audible reply, "No, man." And Kurt just says, "We're donesy, dude."
I laughed a bit under my breath because it's super funny to me to imagine Kurt Cobain saying the word 'Donesy'. For all I knew, there might have been someone directly behind me in line picking up on the fact that there's a guy in line laughing for no apparent reason. Maybe there was and maybe they were making up a story about me in a loony bin with Jack Nicholson. Could be. Just never know. Because people are weird. And that's all I'm saying. People are weird and I'm people. But my backstory for strangers based on their little nuances isn't that strange is it? I bet most people do that. It's not nearly as strange as say, drawing penises in the sky with a jet or flying from Britain to Brazil just to take a bath. So, happy Friday and let's enjoy some more weird people in today's Daily Grind.
People Are Strange :: Daily Grind #167
10 Strange Things & NEW MUSIC FRIDAY
"I went to Brazil for a bath." - Formula One racer Lando Norris effectively flew all the way from Britain to Brazil this week just to take a bath.
Universal Theme Park or A Waste Incinerator? - Thousands of tourists from around the world are mistakenly flocking to a garbage incineration in Osaka Japan.
Weird Trailer O The Day (NSFW) - Deadpool 2 channeling Bob Ross:
Beef On The Trifle - One of many Weird Thanksgiving Traditions.
Sweet Cheese Balls - India gives 'king of sweets' a geographical tag to end bitter rivalry.
Strange Punishment - Kudos to this mom for thinking outside the box when your son got suspended from school.
How Much Is That Baby Art In The Window? - Is this art or just some nightmare inducing demon from the netherworld?
New Music Friday - It's still a bit weird for me to have new music come out on Fridays. I grew up when new music came out on Tuesdays. I still remember my mom driving me to the Salem Mall after school whenever a new Blondie album would come out. Yes, Blondie. I love Debbie Harry and always will. Anyhoo, here's todays release roundup of all the new music out today: Fits, Barenaked Ladies, Green Day, Iron Maiden, Charlotte Gainsbourgh, Natallie Merchant, Paloma Faith, Morrissey, Sia, Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings, Tim McGraw & Faith Hill, Shredders, Madness, Christy Moore, Baths, Black Sabbath, Karl Blau, Burial, OCS, Tom Chaplin, Galactic Cowboys, Mavis Staples and Bob Seger.
Song O The Day - Weirds "Old World Blues" @weirdsband